Urban Dickhead 

Any person that conjoins two words in an effort to attempt to be funny or clever and submits this failure to Urban Dictionary.com

Nick: Only an urban dickhead would use a word like "Procrasturbating".

Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.

Urban Dickhead by Metrosexuwell February 4, 2010

Urban Dicktioner 

A person who creates words and adds them to the Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of insulting people they know.

Ewan called me a snozztozzle - he's just a hairy fucking Urban Dicktioner.

Urban Dicktioner by An immature, greatly vain, arrogant sarcastic monkey resembling twat bag September 20, 2004

urban dicktionary 

Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!

When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.

urban dicktionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Urban Dicks 

People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary

Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.

Urban Dicks by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 10, 2009

urban-dicking it up 

when you have nothing to do and waste a long time of your life browsing the words on urban dictionary .com

Hey what are you guys doing?

Urban-dicking it up.

W...what?

urban-dicking it up by Womjeff April 13, 2011

Urban Dickionary 

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

Urban Dickionary by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

Urban Dicktionary 

What urbandictionary has mutated into- a bunch of angsty teens and haters whining about crap.

Dude 1: Where'd you hear that about Asians?

Dude 2: Urbandictionary. Isn't it funny how they can't pronounce their Ls?

Dude 1: Fuck that. That's prejudiced and not true. No wonder you heard it from urban dicktionary.

Urban Dicktionary by That_Guy_Who_Exists May 31, 2009