SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

by SYSTEM UPDATE December 30, 2007

up'd

To increase,raise,bring higher

i up'd my level to 70!

by Kanbalin July 18, 2007

update doubling

When you can think of only one brilliantly witty, unique and (of course) effortless line to post on a social networking site eg. on Twitter, as your status on Myspace or Facebook, you just 'double up' and use it for more than one of the sites. Therefore you will seem brilliant, as long as none of your friends are on both/all the sites you use the line on.

Girl 1: I saw your brilliant 'nail polish dries slow on nails, but quick on carpet' line on Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh, thanks.
Girl 1: Yeah. Then I saw it on Facebook.
Girl 1: Oh, shit.
Girl 2: That's right! You got busted update doubling!

by TessQueenofTheNerds August 26, 2009

upday

A day when you are in particular great mood and are looking forward to things feel 'up' and hopeful.

I'm having such an upday and it's not even 10am yet!

by Brimcd January 25, 2010

Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011

updagrade

the unholy combination of update and upgrade, often used by those who don't understand what either an update or an upgrade is.

If you are unable to view then a JAVA updagrade could be necessary. - NASA (http:(//)science.nasa.gov(/)realtime(/)jtrack(/)3d(/)JTrack3D.html/)

Also, commonly used by random bloggers: "Hey man, should I updagrade that town hall or just save up for the barracks?"

by updagrade_me November 14, 2014

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016