Uncle Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez's even more perverted Uncle. It's when you have anal sex with a woman and pull out to slap each side of her face with your penis leaving a "5 o'clock
shadow "

She loves it when I giver her an uncle Sanchez

by Dj_AlkaHolic January 24, 2017

Uncle Rico

A middle aged man stuck in the 80s, he is said to have the greatest football skills of all time, but was held back by his coach. Back in '82 he could throw a pigskin a 1/4 mile.

How much you wanna make a bet Uncle Rico can throw a football over dem mountains.

by tub o' beer January 27, 2005

Uncle Tickles

The sole person who disliked definition #1.

Uncle Tickles doesn't want you to know just how much he's into children's activities.

by A watchdog! March 13, 2011

Uncle Scoopy

Cynical, snarky internet icon from the 1990s.

How the hell many times is Uncle Scoopy going to feature Lindsay Lohan in his pic' o the day.

by Gert Frobe November 30, 2006

uncle hunger

Fucking scary person from a game called EAT

UNCLE HUNGER IS GOING TO EAT ME

by Coochieater May 8, 2020

Uncle Tong

Uncle Tong is the Asian American equivalent of the term "Uncle Tom" for African Americans. It refers to Asians who apologize for and pander to white folks, trying to garner favor with them and generally being a self-hating sellout. Auntie Tong is the female version, and often refers to self-hating, sellout Asian girls who "only date white guys."

Hey man, why does your brother only have white friends and listen to Garth Brooks?

Oh dude, my bro is a total Uncle Tong. Last week, he thanked this redneck for calling him a "fucking chink," and even apologized for coming to this country.

by slateremylee June 26, 2017

uncle ed

Somebody who is dearly missed, may he RIP

Close loved one to jayyy, uncle Ed was the best

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022