Big uterus energy

Big uterus energy proves that unashamed power and confidence can come from anyone, regardless of gender.

Everyone has a right to make their own choices about their own bodies, but also; keep calm and bleed on.

Knowledgeable adult 1: "Did you hear AOCs speech at the Oversight Committee hearing?"
Knowledgeable adult 2: "Yes, she has some serious big uterus energy going on!"

by chavol May 9, 2019

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

Uter-roller-us

when your having sex with a girl that is soo skinny that you can see the shape of your dick moving inside them because it protrudes out near there stomach going up and down.

i was having sex with my girlfriend and i noticed the uter-roller-us. moving up and down on her stomach.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

Utensil

One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!

by SexxyPartyy October 12, 2008

uteries

1:slang term for a woman's junk 2: a term used by a person who either flunked 3rd grade sex education class or someone who never realized there is more to a female's reproductive system than the vagina.

Hey Shell, what did the gynecologist find when he took a peek at your uteries?

by DevildoginOhio April 10, 2008

Pink Uterus

The female equivalent to blue balls in a guy.

Because Jamie didn't get laid in months, she has a pink uterus.

Its good that Matt and Lillie hooked up, because Matt had blue balls and Lillie had a Pink Uterus.

To end Jamie's dry spell, and fix her Pink Uterus, she had a one night stand.

by MattsinCredible301 August 1, 2011

Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.

The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019