Utah Uzi

Verb: The mysterious act of successfully ejaculating a man's penis when it's not hard. The short, snub-nosed tator tot is somehow able to rapid fire jizz, without the reassuring length of a barrel. The Utah application is present when the man is only wearing old , mourmon style running shoes during the act.

Abe sprayed her with a Utah Uzi; Neither of them were expecting that flacid thing to go off.

by Jack D's Addiction September 11, 2013

Utah Tummy Tickler

Where you throw up into someones butt to use it as lube, and then fuck it. The stomach acid has been known to give a slight burning sensation that amplifies the orgasm for each participant.

Hey Kayson, take your pants off and let me give you a Utah Tummy Tickler.

by Jack Knoffe December 27, 2017

Utah Crazy

The condition of being or acting insane over something trivial, illogical, or unreasonable.

"I was 30 seconds late to work today and my boss went all Utah Crazy on me for it!"

by utpdgirl December 9, 2008

utah utes

located in salt lake city, uah. It is the most awesome university in the u.s. of a, which also happens to be home to the most awesome football team in the fbs college football subdivison. A team that will crush anyone from wherever and from whatever conference. Word to the Ducks, Beavers, Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Cardinals, Trojans.... etc.

'bama fan: what are utah utes?

ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry asses.

by Be Equal May 11, 2009

Utah Hot Pocket

When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN

Maranda:My grandpa died 3 nights ago
Faith:Lets hope he doesnt rise and give you a Utah Hot Pocket

by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018

Utah box

When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.

I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.

by polypubes October 5, 2016

utah smasher

When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.

1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."

by Utah_Smasher May 6, 2018