Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 5, 2011

Two Rocks

Small West Australian town named after.. two big rocks. It is mainly populated by crayfishermen, hippies and alcholics/drug addicts. Most families are inter-related. It is quite picturesque, however it smells like seaweed and the isolation/inbreeding makes people crazy.

" I'm going to Two Rocks to get a stick off grandma "
" Where the hell is Two Rocks?"

by T; May 18, 2008

Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.

"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."

by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013

two teamer

a sports fan who roots for two or more teams

Guy 1: "How does Dan like the Jets and the Eagles?"

Guy 2: "Because, he is low down, dirty two teamer!"

by TheTokenGuy September 1, 2012

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

the power of two

tot the power of twoooooooooooooo
wait wait waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit
not my cheesecake, not my cheese caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
im rich im rich im riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich

the power of two is tpot really

by qwaziopYT March 26, 2023

weather for two

A moment of wanting your bf or gf to come to you in a room for sex usually in cold and moody weather

It Is weather for two today

by Maya dela Rosa February 24, 2022