Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!
Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!
Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.
Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!
Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.
by yopugiscool June 3, 2014
Get the taking a dung mug.To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
Get the Taking a Swedish mug.A person who takes many photos at awkward moments whilst going unnoticed. The people in the photos have no idea what they were doing in the photos captured
by R.M Murphy December 13, 2012
Get the Photo Taking Ninja mug.When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.
I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"
by Michael James Dean May 15, 2019
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Get the nah he tweaking mug.Janette: So are you going out tonight?
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
by Blabbidy July 10, 2010
Get the I'm taking my talents to south beach. mug.Joking, doing something without intent.
Making fun of someone or something.
A less offensive way of saying taking the piss.
Making fun of someone or something.
A less offensive way of saying taking the piss.
"That was funny!"
Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed, he looked around at the others, who were now laughing at the expression on Ron's face and at the ludicrously prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was rocking backwards and forwards, clutching her sides.
"Are you taking the mickey?" said Ron, frowning at her.
"Baboon's … backside!" she choked, holding her ribs. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed, he looked around at the others, who were now laughing at the expression on Ron's face and at the ludicrously prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was rocking backwards and forwards, clutching her sides.
"Are you taking the mickey?" said Ron, frowning at her.
"Baboon's … backside!" she choked, holding her ribs. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
by Cassi S. August 6, 2005
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