Turtling

When someone is trying to avoid a question and physically makes themself small like a turtle retreating into its shell

Stop turtling, you can't avoid the question.

by Seriousness213 September 7, 2019

Turtle!

Gay homosexual fairy faggotWhen someone is gay, does something gay, or can be used as an adjective

Bro Gayes is such a turtle look at him turtling. Bro Gayes likes little boys? Hes such a turtle!

by PPSOFTBrynanna April 21, 2020

Turtle

The art or act of taking someones backpack, taking all items out of the bag, turn the bag inside out, put all items back inside and finally zippering it back up.

Dude I Turtled Both Kevins and Navids bag today.

by JoeFinny April 9, 2006

the turtle

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.

Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!

by UCLAcrewDude November 23, 2004

turtling

Due primarily to cold temperatures, turtling occurs when the penis head is drawn inward and surrounded by foreskin. This may happen regardless of whether the person has or has not been circumcised.

Turtling is...
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!

by Xerxes2 September 28, 2005

Turtling

The act of 'turtling' is used mainly in first person shooters, (fps) it is to hide behind an object (Usually a crate/low wall etc) while still being able to see and shoot infront of you. This makes it very hard to be shot at by your enemy and also makes it very easy for you to kill your enemy without much effort at all. In games such as the 'Call of Duty' series it is possible to turtle and shoot your enemy while all they can see is your head and not your body or weapon. This is a very common but pretty cheap move used by most of the experienced 'Try Hard' players.

Victim #1- "I cant kill him hes turtling behind the damn wall!"

Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"

Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"

by DTShandyBass July 28, 2011

Turtle

A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.

"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."

by tortoise83 May 28, 2009