That VRBO was vacaymondo!
by Xerxes2 June 27, 2022
Get the vacaymondo mug.Due primarily to cold temperatures, turtling occurs when the penis head is drawn inward and surrounded by foreskin. This may happen regardless of whether the person has or has not been circumcised.
Turtling is...
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!
by Xerxes2 September 28, 2005
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