junkyard turkey

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner

"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"

by sad_alum February 1, 2019

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!

Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey

by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016

turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006

Turkey Nuts

After you shoot your wad and are totally spent, your nut sack hangs low and loose.

Man, after last night with Jeanette I have a major case of turkey nuts

by Master Mike May 31, 2006

turlet

An American dialect variant for toilet. This particular slang word is used most commonly in Indiana, the lower Midwest. However, the area from Philadelphia to the New York City area in the Mid-Atlantic states.

You didn't flush the turlet!

by A Hoosier April 5, 2005

Mud Turkied

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled

"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".

by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007