my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017

TUGGED

1-being run in by stops...losing money due to inside info
from the JERRY SPRINGER collection

We all got TUGGED when SEPT broke 6500 when we were short.
Gary turned around and sold his longs out to the paper behind him...
We squeeged windows for a week.

by ynkx July 23, 2004

Turfed

When you eat shit . When you get burned .

Fuck that surfer got turfed by that wave .

by Jimi James 70 May 15, 2020

Turned Onf

That weird in between where you're kinda turned on but at the same time kinda turned off so everything just feels weird and you just want to go home

I feel really turned onf right now, I'm gonna go home.

by Br uh uh uh June 30, 2020

A Turge

A person who thinks they know everything and wont stop talking about useless shit.

Your such a Turge for arguing with that wall about keeping the illegal immigrants out

by BillyBobUslessShitJoe March 20, 2019

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically

Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010