Tuxedo

What penguins wear.

Hey look over there! That penguin must have the coolest Tuxedo!

by Whojadaddy March 3, 2009

Toned

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

by Funployee June 21, 2007

My Dog Turned on the Microwave

A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

by Wardnug April 7, 2009

Tuxedo Bird

A tuxedo bird (AKA a penguin) are a type of bird. They have evolved to be so snazzy that the tuxedo is on their skin.

*at the aquarium*
Man look at all this didelly darn tuxedo birds we got there

by buckwindow June 30, 2018

Car Tunes

car tunes (cartoonez) the music that you jam out to in your car or any form of transportation

i love bringing my ipod on long drive thats when my itunes turns in to "car tunes"

by the great one 888 June 3, 2011

Baltimore Tuxedo

Under Armour shirt and pants.

He showed up to the Orioles game in his Baltimore Tuxedo

by baltimor0n September 4, 2018

Jam'n Tunes

1. A small green and orange plastic rock guitar.
2. Sometimes it's a song too.

Police Cop: "Hey, Is that a gun???"
Man: "No, It's Jam'n Tunes!"
Police Cop: "Jam'n Tunes??? What's that?"
Man: "Well... It's kindof like... well, I'll show you.... (Wicked Guitar Solo) Dananananana! JAM'N TUNES!!!"
Police Cop: "Oh! I see now... Sorry, but I'm going to have to take you in anyway."
Man: "Aw man, not again."

by metalgoldfish July 31, 2005