tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.

Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...

by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009

tuna bag

Ladies underwear

My grandma buys me tuna bags every Christmas.

by Iggy Marie May 2, 2019

tuna cup

A smelly vagina. A Vagina or Pussy that smells like a fish market.

"Hey man did you hook up with that chick from the bar?" "Yea, but a bad decision! She had a Tuna Cup!"

by MikeyCigar October 8, 2013

Tuna Salass

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them

Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

Tuna breather

A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.

Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*

by Shrimp16 August 25, 2020

Mississippi Tuna

Cocaine. Preferably forgotten cocaine that has been on you during a plain flight. Often it is found at a moment when most needed, usually when looking for other drugs. In general it means good needed cocaine

We pulled up to the after after party looking for that K but found some Mississippi tuna instead. Score

by Philly Pope February 24, 2014