Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021

Toned teddy

A guy that is kinda muscular, but also not.
Like. He’s a teddybear, but he has muscles showing.
He doesnt have a dadbod, but he aint skinny.

My boyfriend is a real toned teddy, its so hot!

by Thiccccums June 23, 2021

Toned up

A act of improving one’s situation

Through swag, charisma, or outright handsomeness.

Toned up- to boss up

Or the act of improving one’s situation
Whatever it may be

Instead of getting revenge after being cheated on

I figured let me tone up my life & let her envy leaving me forever

Toned up- to boss up

Or the act of improving one’s situation
Whatever it may be

by Tone October November 24, 2021

Dog Toyed

All fucked up, like a chewed up dog toy

Dude, you look dog toyed, get some sleep and a shave

by Eddie O Spaghetti O June 25, 2009

Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.

Girl 1:I heard Johnny had a two-toned tony

by Two-toned tiny December 8, 2020

Duo Toned Skies

Funny original character story developed and founded by Instagram users butterchu_, smukkz, and fishingluremoon. Often used to make fun of “dreamnotfound” shippers by referring to smukkz’s character in specific, tye, of whom is green and blue.
Short for “A Ghostly World Of Duo Toned Skies”, and most of the time shortened as “DTS”.

“Omg blue and green!!! Haha I love Tye too 💚💙”
“Wow another Duo Toned Skies fan!!! Cool!!”

by snellie April 20, 2022

You’ve been Tomed

An unexpected incident happens from the Tom Holland. (not Felton….)

Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”

by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022