tarched

To be thirsty for the smoke (a fight)
Derived from the word parched and torch

i haven’t gotten into a fight in years, I am totally tarched.

by Magnusthebulldog March 17, 2024

Torchey Torchey

Creme Burle dessert

Can I get a torchey torchey added to my order.

by Harddex September 20, 2025

Touched a wee bit of blurt

The action of feeling, touching or caressing somebody’s ass.

Derek: What’s happening big man, any action on the weekend?
Ben: Yeah, touched a wee bit of blurt.

by Dickbon May 16, 2025

Touched by an angel

A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.

Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.

by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025

skank touched

When one of those really skanky girls that you no touches you and you just all of a sudden feel really dirty.

OMG! I was standin in the hall today, when all of a sudden Lanie walked by and touched my arm! I felt so skank touched i had to go and wash it off right away!

by Georgia August 21, 2003

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

Non-touched

To not touch something.

I non-touched that topic.

by EddieBrock5 November 6, 2023