chart topper

A player of MMORPG's, such as World of Warcraft, that is only concerned with being on the top of the Damage Meter. They do not care for the group and are all about the DPS.

(player)"Yo let me see that damage meter 'cause you know I be dropping some mad DPS!" (Group): "Man this mofo is a chart topper."

by Stefan Ramirez July 16, 2008

Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.

I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.

by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020

The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

Topdeck Mode

The state in a card game such as Magic: The Gathering where a player has no cards in hand, and must rely purely on the card they draw each turn.

Why are you looking at me for responses? Can't you see I'm clearly in topdeck mode?

by Tier 4 October 21, 2010

Topher Grace

The most talented and sexiest man ever. He has had very succesful movies and show. He is in That 70's show, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Traffic, P.s., Mona Lisa Smile, In good Company, and Oceans 11 & 12. His real name is Christopher, but he changed it to Topher because he hated people calling him Chris.

I want to have my way with Topher Grace.

by Devon King May 13, 2005