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tootsie push

To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.

Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.

Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.
Hey bud, you’re out of toilet paper so I just did a tootsie push and showered.
by Pegship August 2, 2020
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toothify

1) to produce a serrated edge
2) to file or grind to a sharp point
3) to carve or sculpt into the shape of a tooth/teeth
4) to adorn with a tooth/teeth
5) to bare teeth
6) to bear teeth
7) to nip
8) to make powerful; give teeth to
9) to graduate from dental school
10) to add Bluetooth technology
1) Shoot me those pinking shears so I can toothify this fabric.
2) Toothifying your fingernails is a common response to losing your front teeth.
3) Hey Fang Man, are ya gonna toothify that log or just stare at it?
4) Your party hat could use some toothifying to snazz it up.
5) When I took a step toward the dog it toothified, so I backed away.
6) McWillie's Kangaroo Rat is born toothless but begins to toothify at 3 months.
7) If you touch or pick up bugs they might toothify you.
8) Rules tend to be ignored unless they're toothified.
9) She somehow practised dentistry for 20 years but never toothified!
10) The old Scot toothified 'is cochlear and cortical implants so 'e could 'ear 'is dreams.
by Illegal Aliens Anonymous January 19, 2021
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Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.
Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"
by Ghostington September 5, 2021
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Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.
You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
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swamp tootie

" Bro that bitch smells likeswamp tootie dont eat that!"
by VSL December 1, 2013
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Toronto tootsie pop

Where you insert a piece of candy into the pee hole of a man and have a partner suck it out while they are blowing you
"It hurt like a bitch, but that whore Megan Fogarty gave me a Toronto tootsie pop."
by SicNtwisted February 11, 2014
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musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.
Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"
by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017
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