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tongue scraper 

When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.
Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.
tongue scraper by Novaxixix March 31, 2020

tongue jack 

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.
Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?
tongue jack by larry beavers October 26, 2004

Tongue-Tied Tarantula 

1. Used when one cannot seem to find the words they are looking for.

2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.

3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.
Stefanie: Shove some bananas down your pants!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!

Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle
Tongue-Tied Tarantula by Suite'ies October 21, 2009

tongue handshake 

when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching
Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.
tongue handshake by jhokat March 1, 2011

tongue trap 

A vagina particularly suited for cunnilingus. Or just a term for vagina.
I was on my way home, but she caught me in her tongue trap.
tongue trap by Brently Bobins October 22, 2007

tongue punch your fart box 

You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.