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Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.
"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."
by Peristalsis October 12, 2009
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Toilet Bowl Dick

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!
by sprutacus March 15, 2011
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epiphany toilet

a place where thoughts bloom. where you can go to clear your mind and get everything in order
i didn't know what to do so i went to my epiphany toilet to think
by jordyslo May 17, 2008
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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010
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Toilet Brisket

Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.
1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
by JustinCredible H January 19, 2013
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I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".
♫I'm a little toilet,♫
Full of soul.♫
This is my cistern
♫And here is my bowl.♫
by Telephony July 26, 2014
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Toilet

A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
by An asshole named james June 1, 2017
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