tofucked

vegetarian for fucked-up

those nasty veggie burgers are tofucked

by errantnight January 16, 2009

toefungling

When you see some weird feet thing that looks manky . Made by a Guy called Zack!

Them toes look toefungling..

by TechZack June 18, 2020

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."

Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

ToeSucker69

A dude who loves to suck some good ol toes

"You suck toes," toesucker69 responds, "you know it"

by xToeSucker69x March 6, 2018

Toeflakes

The small, flaky pieces of skin that peel off your toes with the littlest of effort, sometimes exposing raw flesh, but usually not. Handy as a snack when in remote confined spaces, like a wood cabin, the back of a car, on an overnight flight when the cabin crew are fast asleep you are reluctant to press the call button. Occasionally pleasant to eat, with a faint cheese flavor.

I took a long drive to Nebraska with my cousin and there was nothing to eat in the car, so I chewed on a few toeflakes.

by Charlie77 September 28, 2018