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Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.
Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
by Toddler slap June 30, 2023
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Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.
He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.
by dilly42 September 20, 2016
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Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief
by cockgiver October 30, 2017
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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Overgrown toddler

Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?
by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020
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Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.
I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.
by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022
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Toddler

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.
by Nathan177 August 27, 2022
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