A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.
Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
by Toddler slap June 30, 2023
