Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

swamp titties

Is a condition where in the females of large girth produce a foul odor because of bad hyiegene around the breast area. Usually accompanied by growths of hair, and acne.

She's really fine.. but damn.. those swamp titties be buzzing!

by MohammedMudSlaP February 14, 2008

three titted cow

A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.

Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????

Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.

by joooobooo July 28, 2011

man titties

This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!

Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!

by Nasty Nate June 18, 2003

Rapunzel titties

Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.

Owners of Rapunzel titties can get on their hands and knees and achieve a six point stance.

by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

Saddlebag Titties

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.

Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009