tilewa

Don't tell the government, but he's actually Chuck Norris.

Guy 1: Woah, don't do that he'll go all tilewa on your ass!
Guy 2: Shit I'm too young to die!

by The Hornmeister July 31, 2011

telekinigger

A nigger who coons shit with his mind.

telekinigger cooned my wallet from across the room

by Roket-Nigger May 4, 2010

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

timeka

A bomb ass nigga

Look! It's Timeka, that bomb ass nigga

by Assested September 8, 2015

Tilk

Tit milk;
as Silk is to Soy milk.

person 1: How's the little guy doing?

person 2: Alright. All he wants to do is suckle my Tilk.

by feather88 April 27, 2009

tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Telekincuteness

the ability to tell if someone is cute on omegle.com

Kelly had accurate Telekincuteness when she said mike was cute. He really is!

by Mike and Kelly Own!! December 19, 2010