Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006

Titanic Poo

When you drop a log that is so long and dense that it goes down in the hole, pops out of the water, and breaks in half because of all the stress.

Adam: "Did you see that deuce in the second stall? Someone needs to flush that!"

Steve: "No, that's mine. It's not every day I drop a Titanic Poo. I want to make sure everyone sees it."

by Art_Vandelay27 May 27, 2009

titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

go down like Titanic

1. to give oral pleasure with pleasure

2. to go down hard

3. to fall hard

My guy made me mad, so he had to go down like Titanic to make up for it.

When I give head, I go down like Titanic!

I'm so clumsy. Today, my heel broke, and I went down like Titanic.

by SLGirl May 26, 2009

Titanium Birthday

When you turn the age of the year you were born.

Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.

by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009

titanicing

to engage in sexual activities inside a car long enough to steam/fog up the windows from the inside

Last night, my girlfriend and I were totally titanicing in my car, I couldn't see anything out the windows!

by jinny_212490 December 8, 2013

Titanic

Massive death of people, a catastrophic event involving a great amount of death.

The earthquake in haiti was titanic.

by heyyo1 March 26, 2010