Tia Turner is a girl who is very shy and cautious of her actions, though she can be a little violent or controlling when needed to be. She is usually the mom friend of her squad and can be dominant and loud when she's comfortable with her surroundings. She is quite intelligent and everyone says she's beautiful but she's never quite too sure for herself and so she never boasts. She likes to mess with boys' heads and sometimes even flirt but when she's in a relationship her boyfriend is her main priority and she's constantly afraid of loosing him. If you ever meet a Tia Turner then you had better become friends with her as she is kind and friendly unless you get on her bad side.
Friend 1: Tia Turner is such a nice person I hope we're friends for a long time
Enemy: You don't wanna be friends with her she's a horrible person and always very sarcastic
Friend 2: She is controlling but fair, almost like mom
Enemy: You don't wanna be friends with her she's a horrible person and always very sarcastic
Friend 2: She is controlling but fair, almost like mom
by TadpolePenguin5 January 24, 2017

Unfunny forced meme originated by an amirite.net user naming themselves "Tia" who hacked a post of the website making it have 100,000,000+ "Yes You Are"s (which would be similar to a Facebook like). Amirite.net mods and admins in the comments of the post tried to make this a forced unfunny meme.
Johnny: "Hey, who the fuck stole my iPod!?"
Jenny: "...Tia did it!"
*awkward silence*
Johnny: "What the fuck, Jenny? GTFO."
Jenny: "...Tia did it!"
*awkward silence*
Johnny: "What the fuck, Jenny? GTFO."
by Anonymous #88,001 January 13, 2011

A sweet alcoholic beverage, usually consumed by middle aged women and lame guys (also known as bitches)
by Molepiker September 7, 2008

by tristis July 7, 2021

Malia is the coolest person ever, she will make u drool ( she will stick her finger in ur mouth and grab saliva) she usually knows how to attract a man ( she attacks them) and she is very talented ( jokes)
by Hejejejdne December 1, 2020

your so strong and people couldn’t be more proud of you,you don’t let anyone make you feel down you help people and i couldn’t ask for a better friend to be honest, you have your low days but you always get through it no matter what
by elisha123 May 6, 2019

generally quite silly. can kill a spider if u need she is tough. has a mum called natalie normally and really cool bestfriend to control her disability and anger management problems. sometime has mental breakdowns and will pull hair and scream so be careful and STAY AWAY seriously.
oh look a spider just died it must be tia b wow where is she. she is so tough i wanna be big and strong like tia b. wait no she has disabiity
buy a tia b mug for your friend shaniqua
buy a tia b mug for your friend shaniqua
by absta269 March 11, 2021
