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Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.
Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
by no head cobain April 25, 2025
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Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!
Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!
by bigsalv January 27, 2013
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Thunder Cunt

Some who takes being a cunt to a whole new level.as if it was a profession. Generally someone who also looks like they live at mcdonalds
-That chick fucked like 6 guys, all of them came in her, and then she had me go down on her!
-Fucking THUNDER CUNT
by krazyazzwhiteboy April 18, 2017
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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017
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Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024
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Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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