Skip to main content

thunder cunted

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.
by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015
mugGet the thunder cuntedmug.

Thunder Cunt

The biggest cunt you have ever met in your life. She is rude, sleeps with everyone else's boyfriends, and talks shit about everyone.
ღƬαу Cʀᴏɴᴀɴ Ótѕαղα Ⱥиgєℓღ, slept with my boyfriend what a fucking Thunder Cunt
by TAYSUCKSSOULSOUTOFEVERYHING November 4, 2021
mugGet the Thunder Cuntmug.

Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024
mugGet the Thunder cuntedmug.

Thunder Cunt

A word mean massive cunt. Cunt being either a term like ass or jerk
What the hell man you’re being such a thunder cunt
by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018
mugGet the Thunder Cuntmug.

Thunder Cunt

The cunt of all cunts, someone who is so demonic and miserable that they forecast hell on everyone around them with their cuntiness
Mrs. Gianini is such a Thunder Cunt!
by RoosterMav232323 January 8, 2024
mugGet the Thunder Cuntmug.

Thunder-cunt

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
mugGet the Thunder-cuntmug.

thunder cunt

Valerie yoy are a thunder cunt
by jake jason November 28, 2016
mugGet the thunder cuntmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email