alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama

Woah look at that massive alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat July 25, 2016

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Thunder Cunt

Some who takes being a cunt to a whole new level.as if it was a profession. Generally someone who also looks like they live at mcdonalds

-That chick fucked like 6 guys, all of them came in her, and then she had me go down on her!
-Fucking THUNDER CUNT

by krazyazzwhiteboy April 18, 2017

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A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

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