Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.
by Derange-O October 5, 2013
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Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"
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by ididthat October 25, 2011
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Get the Sandy Throne mug.A way of telling someone you would like to have sex. If someone asks you this, they see you as a very respectful person. Someone even higher than themself in the social setting. If someone is to ask you this, it is a great honor. It also means they are looking to pleasure you more than they are trying to pleasure themself. If someone is to ask you this, I would say yes.
by Lakelyn Busbee November 3, 2018
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Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”
by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019
Get the Stone Throne mug.A Persian Throne is achieved when the woman (or gay male) ingests a quantity of glitter.
meanwhile the man (who will be delivering the penis) shaves off his pubic hair and saves them in a suitable container for later.
After a few hours the one who ingested the glitter then receives anal intercourse. Which will result in a 'truffle butter' style fluid (combination of lube and excrement)
once this state is achieved the pre-cut pubic hair is then thrown onto the moist anus and surrounding area causing it to stick and creating a 'Persian Throne'
meanwhile the man (who will be delivering the penis) shaves off his pubic hair and saves them in a suitable container for later.
After a few hours the one who ingested the glitter then receives anal intercourse. Which will result in a 'truffle butter' style fluid (combination of lube and excrement)
once this state is achieved the pre-cut pubic hair is then thrown onto the moist anus and surrounding area causing it to stick and creating a 'Persian Throne'
"wow, I gave the Mrs a Persian Throne last night... she fucking loved it!!"
"Hey , what did you do last night?"
"Well, i met up with my bae and after he was covered in truffle butter i gave him a Persian Throne. Best night ever!"
"Hey , what did you do last night?"
"Well, i met up with my bae and after he was covered in truffle butter i gave him a Persian Throne. Best night ever!"
by BenMac28 February 10, 2017
Get the Persian Throne mug.Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.
MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day
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FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
or
FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
by Soke No Last Name April 21, 2011
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