Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts is an expression that's used wrong most of the time. Real intrusive thoughts are unpleasant and should never be acted upon.
What most people mean to say is Impulse thoughts
Video of a man kicking an annoying kid down the stairs
Commenters: He let his intrusive thoughts win
by kiwidodo February 09, 2023
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Thought Pain

When someone says something so disgusting and mind-bending, you feel like momentarily killing yourself.
Lets say your sitting at your desk working on your computer, and your mom suddenly walks in and RIPS open your peehole.

Yes, you just experienced thought pain.
by jasonk123 January 16, 2006
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trail of thought

"is it train of thought or trail of thought"
by not_khaleel January 19, 2018
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Thought wad

a sudden burst and outpouring of ideas, thoughts, creativeness, or conversation topics, often followed by a severe lack thereof.
"Why'd you dump him?"

"He was boring. He blew his whole thought wad on our first date, then had nothing."

"Lame."
by lcritterl January 16, 2008
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Gay Thoughts

The Often suppressed thoughts and fantasies Gay and sometimes straight men have about other men. Homosexual or heterosexual, most men have had them at some point in their lives.
“Damn, Trevor is so muscular, and it looks like he might be hung too, look at that bulge!” Then this guy’s girlfriend asks him what he’s thinking about, and he replies, “Oh, just the score on the ravens game babe!” - Gay Thoughts.
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thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!
by badword666 October 25, 2020
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Thoughts and prayers

A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.
I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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