Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016

Mang Thomas

Noun. 1. California based bedroom DJ who specializes in beat making and crazy music.

2. "Americanized" spelling of the world famous Mang Tomas sauce, great for pork and chicken - one of the many products of the Philippines.

3. Rough translation: Uncle Thomas. Originally "Tomas," proper version used back in the Islands.

That's some funky shit, Mang Thomas. Play it again.

by skuggs fan May 24, 2004

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006

Savannah Thompson

An invested clap ridden angin mess from Deane who’s had more than half of the male population in her.her minge is like a swamp and seems to post her nudes on her story and smokes dangerous dimps on the daily heard she has burger nips

Bolton’s finest bro it’s savannah Thompson

by Mohhhhkay June 12, 2019

Thomascide

The act of committing suicide by stepping in front of a train. Preferably a steam driven train however any train will do.

The island of sodor sucked so much he committed Thomascide.

by cald2prch June 16, 2014

Thomas Stanley Holland

A hot sexcccc guy who’s also a fucking cutieee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍HE’S A MAN OF MULTIPLE TALENTS LIKE ACTING SINGING AND DANCING LIKE RIHANNA!

Look at that sexy,hot,peng,fit guy over there!
“Oh him? That’s Thomas Stanley Hollandbetter known as Tom Holland and he’s the defenition of art and who wouldn’t love him”

by My g init bruv March 11, 2019

Thomasville

The city where the mullet never died. Where squatted trucks signal the biggest pricks in the high school. The rednecks are gangster and the junkies live and die in Walmart parking lot.

Steer clear of the Walmart in Thomasville today they found a couple this time.

by bg80 October 15, 2019