When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the None Humanity Monkemug. I don't want none of nothing, that you are bringing to the bbq. None of that nasty food. Not a plate of potato salad. None of the burnt chicken. None of nothing. I don't want it.
by CocoaGlam June 30, 2021
Get the None of nothingmug. When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
Get the Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishingmug. 
A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
Get the two is one and one is nonemug. by iDoSamus February 26, 2018
Get the mention nonemug. Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
Get the None of my businessmug.