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Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.
Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"
by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015
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Claim

If someone makes a boast which is doubted, they can be asked to "claim": to prove that boast is in fact true.

Failure to prove that boast as true requires the boaster to shave off one of their eyebrows.
Person A: I've got an 8-inch cock
Person B: Claim.
Person A: F*ck.
by Judge_DH July 1, 2022
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I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.
You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.
by Lady Cham May 25, 2015
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claim cricket

A derogatory term usually attributed to a white person of middle class means who lives in the Midwest region of the United States especially where people boomed for gold.
The dirty white boy wasn't nothing but a privileged claim cricket.
by DeadPegasus666 June 1, 2022
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claim punk

to claim punk is to claim to be a part of the punk lifestyle because of x, y, x reasons

x, y, and z tend to be justifications based on style or external perception of their person, rather than their upholding the values of a punk lifestyle in action and solidarity (the values of punk being free-speech, self-expression, rebellion against oppressive and exclusive social systems)
"So you saw him purposefully ignore an act of injustice being committed against someone of a systemically oppressed identity?"

"Yeah, but then he showed me his r/joydivison posts, so he can claim punk."

"Didn't he argue in favor of hate speech based on the free market of ideas theory? He told me he thought every idea needed to be discussed and given space for discussion."
"Well, he's wrong about that. But, when he isn't arguing for arguments' sake, he plays in a sick band."
"Oh right, that pit was insane. He claims punk for sure."
by cap hill cutie May 3, 2018
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claims adjuster

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.
by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
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Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.
Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair
by big64 June 18, 2011
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