telephone

low quality, poor quality

that was telephone vacation
why, did you not enjoy yourself?

those are some telephone shoes
shut up! you have no taste!

by shaatanoodle December 9, 2021

telephone cord

The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone.

Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.

I hog tied her with a cuple of lengths of Telephone Cord and she looked so good

by January Sales May 2, 2005

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016

european telephone

The act of farting into a megaphone.

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!

by poo pocet March 29, 2011

Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.

Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.

by BeefStewy January 25, 2022