matrix

The combination of a strain of marijuana known in northeast hoods as "piff" and Black angeldust aka pcp/wet/illy/sherm/butt naked

ME and my nigga pookie just smoked a matrix

That nigga is crazy, heard he's on that matrix!

by BigBirdpiff July 10, 2009

MaTriX

a good kung fu movie that is not philosophical or remotely about metaphysics

the matrix is kung fu

by dsajfkl;fj;lsa;lfa July 12, 2003

MaTriX

To experience something like out of the movie "The matrix" for example bullet-time,or the use of quick reflexes.

-My Friend rolls a pen down the desk while I am concentrated on something else, all of a sudden when the pen falls I catch it swiftly and he goes like "Holy shit! You busted a matrix!"

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

matrix

a film which has has the piss taken out of so many times that it should be burned

morpheus: "if you take the red pill, you will wake up and none of this will have happened. if you take the blue pill, you will have an orgasm for up to eleven years."
neo: "ill take them both thanks"

by matrix is well gid big mon!!! March 3, 2004

Matrixed

1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.

*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*

Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!

*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*

Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!

by watnow August 24, 2006

matrix

The dodging of any type of projectile

Rob: (throws can at Dave)
Dave: (dodges) MATRIX!

by derwyk October 5, 2005

Matrix

1.A reeeeaaaally powerful virtual reality generator
2.To avoid something that was throwed on us.

1.Wow! This veedio game is a real Matrix!
2.*he avoided being hit by a stone* -Hey! I did a matrix!

by kilgayne October 18, 2003