gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

Gouch

This is a very good word. It has many meanings. Today the meaning is something so swaged out every drake would hotline bling. The word is so fab (up to trend). This word is the reason Travis Scott went sicko mode. The word I’m presenting has one meaning.

Pussy ( not like the nigger regard cats)

I named my son after pussy, so I made it gouch

by The fake short bleached May 2, 2022

Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye

Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face

by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018

Gouch

When a certain situation or something in particular is comfortable or easygoing.

1. “Hey bro, your new bean bag is gouch.”

2. “Thank fuck we have Mr. Smith for maths today, his classes are so gouch.”

by bilstu January 27, 2019

Gouch gap

It's the sexy space between the end of a women's ass cheeks aka the cuffs and the end of the vagine aka el toto. It is like a thigh gap from the back.

Shanea's gouch gap is suttle but I can still see through it.

by Sweetcheekz August 24, 2016

Gouch

Someone Who Has Consumed Too Many Mogies Or Too Much downers

Check's Thomas Man Hes Gouched Oot His Tits
He's On The Broon Agen Mannnn

by TheSmakDealer2014 June 8, 2023

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018