Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.
Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by tweeee January 20, 2011
Get the king clammug. Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
Get the bearded clammug. 1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019
Get the Steamed Clamsmug. by Cary the B May 17, 2006
Get the Bearded Clammug. A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.
Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Get the Clam Hoagiemug. by ILoveSkos March 29, 2009
Get the surf clammug. The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.
"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."
by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010
Get the Clam Conventionmug.