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barking spider

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007
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barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.
A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.
by ATXD March 5, 2008
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tan bark

alyssa:"wow, look at all that tan bark!"

anna:"...you mean the wood chips?"
by Chocolatelyabyss August 25, 2016
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tan bark

The proper term for mulch made from the bark of certain species of tree, as contrasted with "wood chips" which are made from that woody stuff inside the bark we call "wood."
"Can you believe some dumbass called tan bark 'wood chips'?"
by Cheddar Cataclysm August 29, 2019
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Duncan Barkes

Talksport presenter.Tommy Boyd fills in for him sometimes on another station which is quite ironic.
I'm at talksport and Boyd is covering for me somewhere else.
by James H Reeve July 23, 2004
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Barking Pig

A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.
Norman is the Barking Pig in Cinderella.
by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004
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Barking Schneider

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013
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