Dark Aussie

The turd expelled during an extreme hangover that is autistic in nature.

Dude, I almost passed out when a dark aussie escaped my ass earlier because it smelled so bad.

by Cucapa Chupacabras April 25, 2010

quasi-aussie

A person from New Zealand.

Man, New Zealand isn't even a real country. They're just a bunch of Quasi-Aussies.

by Amanda the Great August 19, 2007

aussie shots

Pour a shot of liquor, and pour some into the cap of the bottle. Snort the cap, pour some in your eye, and take the shot immediately.

Sh*t dog wait on the aussie shots, them b*tches are gonna' think we're nuts!

by King Stu January 14, 2008

Aussie DJ

Like a normal DJ (Scratching on the turn-table)but down under. Usually explained using demonstration. A slang term for stimulating a woman's clit. (Flicking the bean, feeding the pony etc.)

What you didnt get a shag? Well did you at least give her the Aussie DJ?

by DJ Dunc May 22, 2007

Aussie Slang

Aussie Slang is a mix of obviousity and Cockney rhyming slang.
Beer becomes amber liquid, Shark becomes Noah's Ark and so on.

In aussie slang "I'm gunna gyp that gutless wonder" means "I'm going to trick that coward"

by glaires April 5, 2010

aussie asshole

One of many Australian guys screaming at you on the 1 minute TV infomercial asking you to buy their product. 'ONLY NOINTEEN-NOINTY-NOINE!! AN' THAS NAHT AHLL!!! IF YA' BWIE EET NOW WE'LL EVEN THRO' IN... My Question: Why in the fuck are they all from Australia?

AYE MATE!!! IT'S THE AUSSIE ASSHOLE 'ERE AGANE. IT'S THE FOOKING JUPITAH JACK!!! IT ALLAWS YA TO TALK ON YO FOOKING FONE IN YO FOOKING CAH!!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Aussie math

Phrase used when math calculations are not exact, but close enough.

Danny: that animation sequence you gave me was a little bit long.

Andrew: Your right mate...it was off by 18 frames.

Danny: Oh you were using Aussie math.

Andrew: Close enough..she'll be 'right.

by Yoonibomber November 12, 2009