TestosteroTard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant November 10, 2010

Testostertude

having attitude due to a lack of testosterone or a femine type guy acting macho to compensate for a lack of male hormones.

He has such a TESTOSTERTUDE, with his leather jacket, motorcycle and wanna be bad boy front.

Don't give me TESTOSTERTUDE, i can read your ass like a book.

by Deathany Darko January 1, 2011

TheStout

Is when making out with a girl, you shove her head toward your crotch unannounced for her to perform oral sex

"Hey I was hanging with Michelle lastnight and I pulled TheStout on her"

by carter55 March 7, 2012

Testosteriffic !

Adjective. Used when something is so sexually awesome that words you arlready know are not good enough. Helps make every day lingo more sexual. aak

"That new book I'm reading is testosteriffic ! It gives me such a boner."

"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."

"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"

by Spugaluga March 11, 2012

Testotserowned

When a girl hanging out in a room full of guys is dominated in conversation by their loud, rowdy, and overly masculine behavior.

Girl: "Hey, guys, what do you-"
Guy: "SO DO YOU MASTURBATE?"
Girl: "Um, what?"
Guy: "DUDE WATCH ME CHUG THIS BEER."
Girl: "Oh god, I think I'm getting testotserowned."

by Brohumil Fratisky August 26, 2013

testosteronista

Dominant butch lesbian

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.

by The debil November 1, 2013

testosterretard

A male rendered stupid by his hormones (sexual or aggressive), whether temporarily or long-term.

Hey look, Mitch is trying to impress Amy by baiting our neighbors' rottweiler. What a testosterretard.

by seraphTuck July 10, 2014