Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

by xYourDadx May 31, 2020

hanging tender

The male sexual organ.

Get some of this hanging tender.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

Pussy Tender

Slang for a soft individual or somebody scared.

You are a pussy tender cuz you are scared.

by 10 inch girl toy August 28, 2009

legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state

Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Firm Tender

A firm tender one of any gender that is young and very attractive.

Damn he is a firm tender with his sexy eyes
Damn she is a firm tender with pretty smile

by KMK99890999 May 7, 2011

Tender nuggets

your nuts, balls, testicles...

yo man, I axed that girl if she wanted to do the wild thang and she done kick me in my tender nuggets.

by neekers February 23, 2011

tender box

A sensitive or tender girl or, anatomically speaking a sore or sensitive pussy.

When dealing with a tender box you've got to take it slow.

by clevergrl December 30, 2011