Television Bromote

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv

'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

doggy fizzle televizle

Snoop's television show on MTV.

I love watchin doggy fizzle televizle while smokin the reefer and eatin my capn' pimp ceral. I pimp slap them into my mouth then I have to take a shizzle. Then upon my crib arose such a noise so I pulled out my gat and called fo my eastside boys. Fo shizzle dizzle.

by Spht September 30, 2003

televidiot

Any person who watches too much mindless television i.e. MTV, VH1, and any and all reality shows and thus knows nothing about current events because him or her hasn't read a news publication most likely ever or in years.

Why would I want to talk politics with him? He's just another MTV televidiot who probably doesn't even know the names of his state's two Senators.

by Bradley David Miller August 25, 2008

televisicate

tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.

I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.

by UCIAnteater0609 March 24, 2009

television enhancement

Refers to the smoking of cannabis in order to make bad television tolerable.

"Oh, god, are you watching this again? I'm going to need some television enhancement."

by eloiserat July 24, 2009

telekinternetisis

The ability to access the internets from your mind.

My wife was bitching at me for being on the computer. I told her.....woman....get off my back....i'm not on the computer, I have telekinternetisis.

by Sydneytola August 23, 2009

Telekinesize

To Commit to telekinesis

I'm planning to telekinesize this keyboard to make you in the face.

by Mercrii June 15, 2010