Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig who plays Minecraft.

He is supposedly the second best player only beaten by dream.
He has 1500 win streak in bedwars.

He and shotgun raids won the first ever Minecraft Monday.

I watch technoblade on YouTube.

by Picklerick13 June 27, 2021

Technoblade

Dead

I cried for three months straight because of technoblade may he rest in peice

by Thatweirdgay December 9, 2022

technoblade

he likes cupcakes i'm serious he literally dmed me and said that he liked cupcakes and i think that's neat :

pvp god !! literally do not mess with him
also rlly cool voice n one of my comfort ytbers/streamers - i recommend him if u aren't already watching him!

technoblade is so cool wtf??

by b6byhotline November 7, 2020

Technoblade

God

Person 1: “Who is this ‘Technoblade’ guy everyone is talking about?”
Any cultured person: “You fucking imbecile, he’s GOD himself.”

by Gonna start speedrunning life March 8, 2021

Technoblade

Just a god really.i mean there is nothing else to say

Technoblade.

by TechnoFanNoiz April 24, 2021

Technoblade

a minecraft pig youtube guy who inspired a whole generation and made us all laugh, literally while he was actively drop kicking orphans ingame. Sun Tzu would be proud. The spirit of the blood god shall never die.

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." - Technoblade

I'll never understand how Technoblade won 1,800 games of bedwars in a row

by BrawlS July 8, 2022

technoblade

the late minecraft king who accended to the heavens to take on the kingdom of god

"son why are you crying so damn loud"
"technoblade is dead!"

RIP rest easy king

by thepizzaguyYT August 6, 2022