target whore

A person who is way to obsessed with their job at Target and does ANYTHING to make her bosses like her

Tina is a Target Whore

by Joe2333 August 22, 2007

Cock Target

hair shaved around ones mouth like a target or a goatee

That is a nice cock target.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Target Practice

The act of jerking off while in the front parking lot of a target

Hey dude, did you hear that Tony was doing some Target Practice the other day? He beat my record of 2 meters!

by strongzerobitch August 21, 2020

Target Forehead

A girl who has a fat forehead is giving you head, but doesn't want you to nut in her mouth. Her forehead is so fat, it makes the perfect target to finish on.

I saw this one bad bitch at the bowling alley and she got that perfect target forehead.

by LilCox June 21, 2021

Roblox Target

Roblox Target is a roblox game where it simulates target but made out of legos. You can get warned 3 times before you can get kicked, you can steal a ps4 and get put in handcuffs. It’s an amazing game to troll in, but it sucks for the employees, because they have to kick a bunch of people and deal with stupid players that don’t know what’s happening, like if someone is using caps because they don’t know how to turn it off the employees go: HEY! STOPP USING CCCAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPSSSSSS.

guy: wanna troll in roblox target?
guy2: sure

by AmazinglyTrash January 28, 2022

target douchebaggery

an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.

when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.

Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??

Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.

Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!

by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014