tarted

What you are before you're retarted.

First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!

by J.mitch May 8, 2008

tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

by Sebastiancee October 27, 2007

tanked

used when describing a bad performance on a test.

I took a test for a possible promotion today, and I know I tanked it.

Looks like I'll be working my shitty desk job the rest of my life, wordFFS/word

by Ricky Roma December 25, 2003

Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

by ash0ka March 8, 2009

tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.

Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.

by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016

tante

the area of skin between one's rectum and the vagina and/or scrotum.

Man, you have to put Bill in your porno movie. He's got a nine inch tante!!!

by Don Johnson January 6, 2004