dat table

dat table is a place where a schediophillic fujoshi, weaboo-lesbian, pasta-lover weaboo, asexual neutrality , and a schediophillic hacker meet every reccess.

"Are you coming to Dat table today?"

"I heard switzerland laughing from a mile away in Dat Table"

by tat.-.cat May 15, 2017

Pooch Table

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.

Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.

by Crussty3D December 20, 2021

Eating Table

A position in which one partner is pushed against a table during the act of intercourse, so that they may taste and bite the surface they are pressed against.

Gary’s a total bottom, I heard he was eating table last night.

by ILOVEWORDSANDPHRASES February 20, 2023

bring it to the table

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show up
it- something you want to discuss or share
table- a metaphor for a gathering of people

bring it to the table: a designated meeting for discussing current topics or projects in a company or group of people

by san diego mama January 8, 2012

table bitch

The one person that must take all trays and trash at the lunch table for the day, week, or possibly month. Rocks-paper-scissor-shoot, a starring contest, or thumb wrestling (all best two out of three) between two people will decide the table bitch. These two people are either voted to face each other or one can challenge another. After they battle they are exempt from the next table bitch battle. If the loser decides not to do his job then he is kicked out of the table.

Example 1
Kuehl - Wow, Ricky and Ian are battling it out for table bitch today.
Trevor - Yea I know, I hope its Ricky.

Example 2
James - Who's the table bitch today?
Karsten - I don't know but I got a shit load of trash for him to take.

by Kuehl March 22, 2007

taleen

something that will change your perspective on things and life and switch it around so you see things the other way. weird yet very intelligent when it comes to answering questions based on life. when you find one do not let it go because it will not come back to you. ever.

Today I took a look at life with a taleen point of view.

by nickolas8485 November 22, 2006

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.

From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

by Telephony August 29, 2014