truffle butt

your butt is so delicious I want to savor it like a truffle

Tim was wearing the hell out of those jeans, I bet he has a truffle butt.

I just want to take a bite of her truffle butt.

by sugarmelon May 8, 2015

Truffle Kiss

When two people touch bare bottoms and blow botty kisses.

"humphrey that was a lovely truffle kiss, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside..... literally!"

by DICKYWIPES August 20, 2009

Truffle%20Butter

that warm slimy gooey stuff on your fingers after slipping her 2inthepink1inthestink

I gave Maria 2inthepink1inthestink and ended up with Truffle%20Butter all over my hands

by BlumpkinSplash September 3, 2016

Truffle Shuffle

Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.

Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.

But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?

Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.

Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.

Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.

Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 17, 2011

truffle butter

what i did last night

OH RYAN I HAVE TRUFFLE BUTTER

by trufflebutter33 May 7, 2015

Truffle Pig

A Fat Person Who's Fatness Is Quite Obviously Due To The Fact There Rarely Spotted Without A Burger Can Of Coke Or Mars Bar In Hand.

Bonnie You Fucking Truffle Pig, Stop Stuffing Cake In Your Mouth An GO COOK MY FUCKING DINNER!

by Rossco With A Crossbow June 3, 2007

Truffle butter

A drink consisting of half Mountain Dew, half vodka and a packet of fruit punch crystal light. Originally created by a group of friends at Iowa State University.

Bro lets get fucked up on some truffle butter!

by Michfan34 December 29, 2015