Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

by joe b hall July 24, 2009

Catch a Tory Lanez

To Catch a Tory Lanez means to simply have your Hairline pushed back by your barber to the point where it looks like you are trying to salvage your hairline that is slowly fading away.

yo did you see the guy at the concert last night.... yea he Caught a Tory from his barber. SMH Oh well....that Trick Daddy concert was lit!!!! Catch a Tory Lanez

by El Nacho March 19, 2020

Being a tory

"Pulling a Tory": the act of screenshotting and sending the mentioned screenshot to another party without the expressed consent of the individual or party screenshotted.

Nigga why you being a Tory. I thought you were my bro not a snake 🐍

by Chopper996 March 15, 2017

Dirty Tory

Taking multiple facials from black dick after they've pissed on you.

Did you hear he went out and got dirty Tory'd again? Sick bastard.

by Christense August 6, 2020

fucking tory

cock block; ruins your chances with girls

Fucking tory ruined my chance with her.

by whazzupjdb April 10, 2009

to tory

• To hate poor people
• To destroy public services and the welfare state
• Placing one's gentlemen's sausage inside the mouthular orifice of a pig

Dodogy Dave is about to tory my benefits away

These damn 4chan readers done toried the NHS

by NigelMinaj May 1, 2018

Labour-Tory

Generally pejorative. Pejorative describing the UK Labour Party as a centre-left political party, with very little difference to their centre-right counterparts the Conservative Party UK (Tory's). Similar to Labour Trotsky and “Trots” pejorative. The UK Labour Party were formerly rebranded as New-Labour in the 1990's under centrist premier Tony Blair, and for e.g. The Times' political commentator Peter Riddell, (reported) that "an economist from Mars 'would conclude that the same government had been in charge throughout the second half of the 1990s".

Labour-Tory could be said as easily as New-Labour; "war-mongering, democracy-starving, Third-way, New Labour-Tory fuckers".

by pscentant March 24, 2021