Toffler

n.) a lame person who tells lame jokes mostly about gayness or something lame like that or a person with no game but thinks they have mad game

v.) to tell a lame joke- to toffler-

Joe- Ugh man fuck this game

Alex- Fuck your mom hahaha

Daric- STFU you stupid toffler

Alex- well you're gay

by Someguy666 March 2, 2008

toffee knickers

someone who sleeps around

she's got toffee knickers, she has

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

by Joelad84 October 19, 2016

Butter Toffee

When you are having buttsex, cum in her butt, pull out, then proceed to fall asleep before cleaning up. In the morning, she sucks the cum-crusty doodoo butter off your dick and it gets stuck in her teeth like toffee always does. That cum-crusty doodoo butter is butter toffee.

Yo... I had some butter toffee this morning and I cannot get it out of my teeth. I tried brushing and everything.

by ImFCKD January 28, 2017

Toffee

A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.

Hey, I made u some coffee!

Thx, but i think u mean toffee.

by Caffein September 28, 2008

toffee

Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.

Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.

Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.

Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(

by dxd June 25, 2004

Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011