Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

Tipidis

It's the weird cousin of ligma

Tipidis (tip of this) ... then you say tipidis dick

I heard wearing a mask gives you tipidis.... TIPIDIS DICK.

by NoHandsLandis November 30, 2021

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what happens when urban dictionary times out

error 503 connection timed out
guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means

by icanttype May 4, 2018

Timi

Very gorgeous girl, usually blonde. Can work different hair colors...mostly red. Has giant knockers and a nice big butt. Most guys wanna do her when they see her and her phone is full of male numbers. Timis just want attention and are great at getting it. They aren't giant whorebags but they are giant teases.

Man: holy poop dude, do you see that girl over there with the blonde hair, giant boobs and amazing ass?!
Man 2: Yeah broski that beezy is GORGEOUS!
Man: Such a Timi, I've gotta get her digits!

by cockmuncherdickeater May 2, 2010

Temidayo

Temidayo is a great dancer, cute and sexy guy who effortlessly gets the ladies. Well-trusted among the ladies and a major showstopper.

Temidayo is lit

by stylezdl May 26, 2018

big timing

Walking in to a party full of people you know and saying hi to none of them.

You see Favareau over there? Been here for hours and hasn't even glanced at anything but his blackberry. That big timing ass motherfucker.

by RangerXT February 2, 2010

On timing

Something our lord and savior daddy rage has made a thing. Basically when somebody is balling out or bein dat nigga. Friendly reminder to pray to lord rage and Grunt Lives Matter 🗣

They way flight was clapping his tight little bussy on rages fat humungocock showed us he was on timing

by Kingkenyatta15 July 2, 2021